Hey Guys! Would you like a girl who never makes a face to you when she's upset? Have you wanted a girl that you would never be able to step on her toes? A girl that will actually drool over you? Well, I'm the girl you've been looking for!! Plus I will always look young because I'll never winkle!
I am very affectionate. I will always lean on you for support. I'm Unique! You will always be happy, because you'll never lose me in a crowd!
I know I look a little cold on the outside, but I'm a HOTTIE on the inside!!

(This is just a fun way to describe myself to a potential date!)